There’s always one that spoils it for the rest. Adam Lambert gate crashed Lady Gaga’s surprise 25th birthday party. Lambert was so drunk and disorderly that he punched a hole in the ceiling and tried to stick a doll in Gaga’s mouth…whoa! Nobody treats a lady like that. Also, can someone call the social suicide hotline! Adam Lambert arrived at La Cita in LA on Sunday as the guest of the Scissor Sisters. Lady Gaga was celebrating her 25th birthday and did not expect a sloppy drunk like Lambert to ruin her event. Gossip Queen Perez Hilton told the Morning Dish Radio Show that Lambert was quote “super sloppy embarrassingly drunk” well put Perez! Lambert then went on to punch a hole in the ceiling, smear cake on Gaga’s face and shove a doll in her mouth. An eye witness to Us Magazine that quote: “Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga’s face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!” Eventually Gaga had to ask security to kick Lambert out. Lambert posted on Twitter that “my hand still hurts. LOL” – we don’t know what your LOLlin about Adam – if we were Lambert we’d sheepishly shy away from this situation and pretend it never happened. Denial denial denial. What hole in the ceiling? What, stick doll in her face? That wasn’t me!